What Do I Think About?

A lot of people seem to be under the idea of me actually having intelligent thoughts go through my head. Intelligent, wise thoughts, worthy of someone much older than I. But no. I never have such thoughts. In fact, this is what I think about all day:

Look at that cat. He probably can't even walk properly due to his lack of leg muscles. But he has laser death beams in his eyes! Laser death beams make everything all better.