What Do I Think About?

A lot of people seem to be under the idea of me actually having intelligent thoughts go through my head. Intelligent, wise thoughts, worthy of someone much older than I. But no. I never have such thoughts. In fact, this is what I think about all day:

Look at that cat. He probably can't even walk properly due to his lack of leg muscles. But he has laser death beams in his eyes! Laser death beams make everything all better.

Stupid Green Monster

Curse that small green monster in me. He always feels the need to express just how displeased he is with the littlest things.

Female persona sits on Darling's lap? The green monster is highly displeased and would love to yell about how he feels via my face. Female persona hugs Darling a little bit longer than usually necessary? "Displeasure," cries the green monster!
So let's call the green monster Jealousy. Jealousy isn't entirely cooperative with what you tell him. Jealousy also usually has terrible taste in moments, but yet he gets along just fine with the pink monster. Until, you know, she irrationally falls for the sensitive monster.

That's when Jealousy decides that he simply does not need pink, since she's clearly a terrible person who likes sensitive monsters. Clearly.
Any how, I am very ashamed of Jealousy and wish he would cut it out. I don't need to be annoyed whenever something romantic happens between Darling and someone else.

I Blog Now!

Whoa. I blog now! This is fantastic!



Blogging is some srs buisness. And, being the buisnesswoman (do you understand the reference?) that I am, I've decided it's about time I start blogging. I'm not entirely sure as to WHY I started this monster, but I did. I guess I'll have to fill it with blog posts, now.

Now, on to details about me. I write stories, but that doesn't always work out well due to my short attention span. Maybe I'll get around to posting one of these stories, maybe I won't. I'm all about the challenge of writing something, so this blog should get me started. Or maybe it won't. I'm actually working on another blog post right now, it's about the wonderfulness that creates LAN parties. It involves pictures of weeping outlets, so that should be exciting.

That picture says it all. So beautiful.

And so! I am off to do other things, so I leave you with a picture of an alpaca.

You're welcome.